For The Future FUTURE

I don't know whether to laugh or not.

Second attempt.

What were you in your past life?

You were ... an opium dealer.

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Third attempt.

What were you in your past life?

You were ... the guy Shakespeare REALLY ripped off.

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Do you see a pattern here?
In combination of all three...I'll REALLY be able to rule the world.
Now, anyone up to make that a reality please?